So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
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