Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
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