You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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