And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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