I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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