OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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