your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
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