is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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