totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
Randomize