No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I party with great urgency now.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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