I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
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