Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I am naked and annoyed.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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