I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
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