Non-Jews are for practice
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
He has the fingertips of a God
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