i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
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