In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
What changed your mind?
Being sober
They took my balls.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Let's get the cat blown out
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
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