Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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