I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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