so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Randomize
