drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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