Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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