I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Tell her she can't have a vagina
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
i believe in u and ur pee
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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