Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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