So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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