also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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