Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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