SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
either way he was missing a nipple.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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