Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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