don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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