Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Me. At least after what I've been through.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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