You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
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