we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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