those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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