so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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