I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
You pole danced in your parka.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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