But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
My liver just broke up with me...
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
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