he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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