I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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