Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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