erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
It's like God shit irony all over that family
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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