Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Randomize
