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just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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