I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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