I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
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