Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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