Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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