so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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