so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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