i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
so let's talk penis.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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