I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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