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Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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