i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Holy sore nipples Batman
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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