His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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