hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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