In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Randomize
