haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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