Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
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