i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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